every so often you come across a book that so accurately describes your life that its a little freaky. last night i was reminded of the book 'go the fuck to sleep' by adam mansbach (a wonderful gift from my mom). heres some of my favorite passages. enjoy:
'the windows are dark in the town, child. the whales huddle down in the deep. i'll read you one very last book if you swear you'll go the fuck to sleep.'
'the wind whispers soft through the grass, hon. the field mice, they make not a peep. its been thirty-eight minutes already. jesus christ, what the fuck? go to sleep.'
'the cubs and the lions are snoring, wrapped in a big snuggly heap. how come you can do all this other great shit but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?'
'we're finally watching our movie. popcorn's in the microwave. beep. oh shit. goddamn it. you've gotta be kidding. come on, go the fuck back to sleep.'
ah, parenthood...
